"You're not helping," comes a voice from floor-level, one that sounds rather unhappy.
"At all. For the record. Why does Daddy have only one arm, she'll ask me, and I'll answer that it's because I had to rip the other off to beat him senseless with it. And yes, how very interesting a story that will--oh God."
Which may be why there is silence for a few minutes, except for the periodic wince-inducing sound.
And then Kate, after having sat for a moment with cool tile against the back of her neck, blinks.
"Don't contractions normally get closer? And not, well. Stop?"
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Date: 2011-10-07 01:29 am (UTC)"At all. For the record. Why does Daddy have only one arm, she'll ask me, and I'll answer that it's because I had to rip the other off to beat him senseless with it. And yes, how very interesting a story that will--oh God."
Which may be why there is silence for a few minutes, except for the periodic wince-inducing sound.
And then Kate, after having sat for a moment with cool tile against the back of her neck, blinks.
"Don't contractions normally get closer? And not, well. Stop?"