"Meep," she does not say, because that's not actually a word. Or one that Big Girls use, even if it is.
But a general noise that means, really, "Oh, hey, high up now, oooh, not good for stomach," may be made.
"...I think I know why I didn't get morning sickness. It was all waiting to hit at once," she manages, "and I don't want to go to Milliways. Do you realize the ridiculousness of going to Milliways? Ridiculous. Ridiculousness? Ridiculosity? Stupidity. It is a plan that involves going to the end of the universe to a giant bar to give birth. ...How can we know so many people with letters after their names and yet there's no one to deliver this stupid baby in our own timeline and planet?"
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Date: 2011-10-07 12:59 am (UTC)But a general noise that means, really, "Oh, hey, high up now, oooh, not good for stomach," may be made.
"...I think I know why I didn't get morning sickness. It was all waiting to hit at once," she manages, "and I don't want to go to Milliways. Do you realize the ridiculousness of going to Milliways? Ridiculous. Ridiculousness? Ridiculosity? Stupidity. It is a plan that involves going to the end of the universe to a giant bar to give birth. ...How can we know so many people with letters after their names and yet there's no one to deliver this stupid baby in our own timeline and planet?"
Her rant is interrupted by her face twisting.
And then, "...Honey? Bathroom. Now. Run."